Parental Advice

When dealing with your children always remember these key elements:

• Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves the groin unprotected.
• Alphabet soup does not further a child's education.
• When you tell your kids, "I want you to be somebody, someday", be more specific.
• The statistics on insanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of you two kids and your wife. If they are okay, then it's you.

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