Watch Out For Little Guys

I have a friend who is a little fellow and one day he was sitting in a bar, drinking, minding his business when, all of a sudden, this great big fellow came in and....WHACK! He knocked my buddy off the bar stool and said, " That was a karate chop from Korea."

My friend thought to himself "Man, this fellow is a real jerk!", but he didn't want any trouble, so he sat back down on the bar stool and starts to drink again.

All of a sudden....WHACK! The big fellow knocked him down again and said, "That was a judo chop from Japan."

By that time my buddy had finally had enough of this junk so he left. He's Gone for about an hour and when he got back he walked right up behind that other fellow, who was sitting down on the same bar stool that my buddy was sitting on and ...WHACK! My buddy knocked him off the bar stool and laid him out cold on the floor. He looked up a the bartender and said, " Billy Joe, when he wakes up, you tell him that was a crowbar from Sears!"

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