Top 10 Ways To Tell If A Redneck Has Been Working On A Computer

10. The monitor is up on blocks.

9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.

8. The six front keys have rotted out.

7. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in them.

6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.

5. The password is "Bubba".

4. The CPU has a gun rack mount.

3. There is a Skoal can lid in the CD-ROM drive.

2. The keyboard is camouflaged.

...and The Number One Way To Tell If A Redneck Has Been Working On A Computer Is....

1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".


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